"I-If a fat man puts you in a bag, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for my birthday."
"Oh shit! I’m sorry. I meant Christmas not birthday I’m so stupid!"
"Will you still go on a date with me though?"
i will skin your whole fucking body and wear it if you make something like this again
Uhm. Is that a cake knike??
Yes, your problem?
every shipper ever
I present you: Eurovision 2013
Eurovision is the best fucking thing in the world ok
im proud to be European and this is the main reason
do you even just glare at a character and go “if you die, i die”
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